Inside info.

“Is that all you eat—just peanut butter and jam sandwiches?” I asked.

“No, no,” replied John. “I intersperse them with T-bone steaks.”

Noticing my look of disbelief, he revealed his “trick of the trade.”

When you roll into a campground, seek out a site next to the biggest RV. Then, flop onto the picnic table as if you’re about to collapse from exhaustion.

If you’re lucky, you’ll hear, “Madge, put on a steak for that poor boy!”

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More on tour impressions:

• Chow down
• Filthy
• Hazard
• Beacon
• Service
• Fine dining

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