“Is that all you eat, just peanut butter and jam sandwiches?” I asked.
“No, no.” replied John. “I intersperse them with T-bone steaks.”
Seeing my look of disbelief, he mentioned his ‘trick of the trade.’
When you pedal into a campground – look for a site next to the biggest R.V. Then lay on the picnic table as if you were ready to die from exhaustion.
Then if you’re lucky, you’ll hear, “Madge, put on a steak for that poor boy!”
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